Crazy golf, but make it twisted.

Junkyard Golf Club in Camden turns the usual mini-golf idea into four mashed-up, story-driven courses set right in Camden Market. You’ll pick your vibe from the four weird courses, then follow the path through clown fear, scrapyard chaos, horror scenes, and more.

I especially like the freedom to choose your pace and length. With 9 or 18 holes, you can do one full course or mix two for a longer, more variety-filled run. One thing to consider: the themes lean scary-goofy, so if clowns, horror imagery, or darker jokes aren’t your thing, choose your course carefully.

Key Highlights That Make This Camden Stop Worth It

• Four themed courses, one ticket choice: Pick from Bozo, Dirk, Gary, or Pablo based on how spooky you want it.
• 9 or 18 holes for your schedule: Short visit on one course, or two courses if you want more time and variety.
• Central location by Camden Lock: You’ll be in the heart of Camden Market, with an easy meeting point by Camden Lock bridge.
• Included gear: Your putter and ball are part of the ticket, so you just show up and play.
• A welcoming, family-friendly feel: The staff are praised for making people feel comfortable and even chatting with kids naturally.
• You can buy drinks on site: Food and drinks are available for purchase, and the theme even shows up in the cocktail vibe.

Where Camden Market Meets a Scrapyard Fantasy

This isn’t some hidden side street experience. The venue sits in the middle of Camden’s energy, near Camden Lock bridge, so you can build it into a day that’s already packed with walking, snacks, and people-watching.

To find it, go toward Camden Market and look for the first entrance next to Camden Lock bridge. Once you’re inside, you redeem your voucher for your entry. From there, it’s basically: gear up, pick your course(s), and follow the flow.

What I like about this setup is how fast you get oriented. You’re not spending time figuring out logistics or waiting for the whole group to assemble in one place. You get there, redeem, choose, and start moving through the course.

Tickets and Time Slots: 9 Holes vs 18 Holes in One Day

Your ticket choice drives the whole experience. With the 9-hole option, you’ll play one course. With the 18-hole option, you’ll play two courses of your choosing.

Here’s how to think about the value:

• If you want something fun and contained—do 9 holes on one course. It’s a great fit if you’re also touring Camden that day.
• If you want variety—do 18 holes across two courses. You’ll get a wider mix of themes, settings, and visual jokes, which makes the venue feel bigger than just one set of holes.

Entry is flexible during opening hours on your selected date. You’re not locked into a complicated itinerary. Still, it’s smart to check availability to see starting times, because you’ll want to match it with your day plans.

One practical detail that matters: the last golf slot is at 6 PM, and under-18s are allowed in before 7 PM. If you’re booking for teens, aim for earlier slots so you’re not squeezed by the cutoff.

Choosing Your Course: Bozo, Dirk, Gary, and Pablo

The best part is that you get to choose your flavor of chaos. Each course has its own theme and visual story. You’ll be walking, putting, and reacting to set pieces that take the joke-and-fear concept seriously.

Bozo Course: Clowns, Ferris Wheels, and Carousels of Fear

If you want big, loud, nightmare-fun energy, Bozo is the one. Expect creepy clowns, Ferris wheels, and carousels of fear in a dystopian fear-ground vibe. It’s theatrical and playful, but it leans into the spooky side of comedy.

Pick Bozo if:

• You like visual gags and dramatic set dressing.
• You want a course that feels like a full theme park scene.

Dirk Course: A Basement Horror Scene and Electric Chair Details

Dirk goes more horror-leaning in a basement setup. The course includes a basement horror scene, an electric chair moment, and a mind-bending ultraviolet toilet. The UV element is the kind of thing that makes photos pop and adds a different look compared with the more scrapyard-style courses.

Pick Dirk if:

• You like spooky atmosphere more than chaotic slapstick.
• You want at least one course that feels visually unusual in lighting.

Gary Course: Mini Roof Slide and Scrapyard Garage Remix

Gary is for the chaos lovers. You’ll slide off the roof of a smashed-up mini, then play through piles of auto-junk in a scrapyard garage remix. It’s energetic and messy-looking on purpose, like the course was assembled from broken machines.

Pick Gary if:

• You enjoy motion and “how did they build this” moments.
• You want the most junkyard-meets-game feel.

Pablo Course: Grizzly Cage-Fighting and Crashed Narco Plane (Yes, Really)

Pablo leans into a polluted paradise fantasy with cage-fighting grizzly bears and the challenge of avoiding crashed narco planes. It’s intentionally absurd, but the threat-of-danger theme is part of the humor.

Pick Pablo if:

• You want the most over-the-top story elements.
• You like courses that feel like a bizarre world you’re walking through.

What the Included Gear and Setup Mean for Your Experience

Your ticket includes the putter and ball. That sounds basic, but in practice it matters because you don’t have to plan anything extra. You’re not hunting for rentals, you’re not worrying about what club to bring, and you’re not trying to figure out rules with a hand-me-down kit.

Another small detail that helps: after you redeem your voucher, you can take your time picking your course choices. The venue supports the idea that you’ll come in, get your bearings fast, and then play.

If you’re going with friends or family, this is also where the mood gets easier. Everyone gets set up the same way, and you’re not splitting into little subgroups hunting for equipment. You can just start.

Atmosphere, Staff, and the Camden Feel You’ll Actually Remember

This place is described as having a great atmosphere, and that shows up in the way people talk about the experience: it feels like a themed hangout, not just a ticketed activity.

The staff are a standout strength. The consistent theme is that people are greeted in a way that makes them feel comfortable right away. One highlight that stands out: a staff member spoke warmly with children and chatted about their favorite superhero before everyone went downstairs and started the courses.

That kind of greeting matters more than you might think. When you arrive in a new place—especially with kids or anyone who’s a little unsure—it helps to get a calm, friendly welcome. You don’t spend the first 10 minutes feeling awkward. You start enjoying the weirdness immediately.

And yes, the experience leans into fun drinks. Food and drinks are available to buy, and people specifically mention cocktails that fit the theme. So if you’re the kind of person who likes to pair an activity with a drink, you’re in the right spot.

Pace and Flow: How Your 1-Day Visit Plays Together

Even though this is listed as a 1-day activity, it’s really about getting a smooth window to play your course(s). You can go at any time during opening hours on your selected date, and the venue runs starting times that you can check in advance.

A good way to plan it:

• Choose your time window based on how long you want to spend between Camden Market exploring and playing.
• Decide in advance which course you’ll do first if you’re doing 18 holes (so you don’t overthink once you arrive).
• Give yourself a little breathing room for walking around the venue and choosing your course order.

If you’re doing 18 holes across two courses, you’ll likely spend more time moving between sections and switching the theme vibe. That’s part of the fun. But it also means you’ll want to be comfortable walking around and standing while you putt.

Price and Value: Is $16.16 a Good Deal in Central London?

The price shown is about $16.16 per person, and the real value comes from what’s included and what you’re getting in the setting.

For that money, you get:

• A 9-hole or 18-hole entry option
• Choice of course(s) from the four available
• Putter and ball included

In Central London, that’s not nothing, but it’s also not just paying for a slot in a cookie-cutter attraction. You’re paying for a themed environment with multiple courses and a built-in sense of story.

What can change your value:

• The 9-hole ticket is usually a good fit if you want a quick, fun detour.
• The 18-hole ticket often feels better value if you like variety and want the venue to feel bigger than one set of holes.
• Food and drinks cost extra since they’re available to buy, not included.

If your group wants the most “we did a unique thing” energy for the day, going for 18 holes is usually the better bet.

Practical Tips Before You Go (Especially for Camden Days)

A few details make your visit smoother:

Bring the right ID

The venue follows Challenge 25, and you’ll be asked to show physical ID to enter. Bring your passport or an ID card. It’s a cashless venue, too, so have a major card ready.

Under-18 timing matters

If kids or teens are coming, under-18s are allowed before 7 PM, and the last golf slot is at 6 PM. That’s worth checking before you commit to a later afternoon plan.

Wear walking-comfortable shoes

You’ll be moving around a lot through different course spaces, so skip footwear that’s only good for a museum floor.

Plan it as part of a Camden loop

Because it’s in Camden Market, you can pair it with nearby wandering before or after. That keeps the day feeling full without needing extra transport planning.

Who Should Book Junkyard Golf in Camden?

This works best for people who like:

• Goofy themed activities
• Short, playful challenges with a strong visual setting
• A rainy-day option that still feels like a proper day out

It also fits groups: friends who want something different, couples who like light competition, and families who enjoy a playful horror-comedy vibe.

The main “maybe” is theme sensitivity. If scary imagery, clowns, or darker jokes are a hard no, you can still have a good time—just choose the course that matches your comfort level.

Should You Book This Junkyard Golf Club Ticket?

Book it if you want a fast, central Camden activity that feels different from the usual sights. The mix of four themed courses, the option to play 9 or 18 holes, and the included putter and ball make it a straightforward value play. Add in the strong staff welcome and the fun atmosphere, and it’s the kind of place you’ll likely want to talk about later.

Skip or choose carefully if horror-themed set pieces aren’t your thing. The courses are intentionally quirky and fear-leaning, so course choice matters.

FAQ

How many holes can I play with this ticket?

You can choose either a 9-hole ticket (for 1 course) or an 18-hole ticket (for 2 courses).

Can I choose which course I play?

Yes. Once you redeem your voucher, you can pick from the four available courses.

Where do I go to redeem my voucher?

Head toward Camden Market and look for the first entrance next to Camden Lock bridge. Go to Junkyard Golf Club to redeem your voucher.

What is included with the ticket?

Your ticket includes the 9 or 18-hole entry (depending on your option), choice of course, and a putter and ball.

Do I need ID to enter?

Yes. The venue operates a Challenge 25 policy and you will be asked to present a physical ID. Bring your passport or ID card.

Is food and drink included?

No. Food and drinks are available to buy, but they are not included in the ticket.

Is the venue cash-only?

No. The venue is cashless and accepts major debit and credit cards.

Are under-18s allowed?

Yes, under-18s are allowed before 7 PM. The last golf slot is at 6 PM, 7 days a week.